Many men use cheesy pickup lines that simply don’t work. Whether it’s that those bad pickup lines that have been used to death or ones that are obnoxiously new, cheesy pickup lines are a big red flag that signals a woman to look elsewhere for interesting conversation.

The Not-So-Cute Pickup Lines

• “I need a bandage, because I hurt my knee when I fell for you.”
• “I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.”
• “If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.”
•  “I’m having vision problems. I can ‘t take my eyes off you.”
• “When God made you, he was showing off.”
• “It’s not my fault I’ve fallen for you. You tripped me.”

Flirty Flops

• “I’ve lost my phone number, so can I have yours?”
• “I have a library card in my wallet, so can I check you out?”
•  “My lip hurts. Will you kiss it better?”
• “Will you hold this for me while I go for a walk?” (your hand)
• “The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.”
• “Here I am. What were your other two wishes?”

Obnoxiously Forward Pickup Lines

• “You must be a light switch, because you are turning me on.”
• “Is it hot in here, or is it just you?”
• “Watch out for the police, because it’s illegal to look as hot as you.”
•  “You’ve got more curves than a race track.”
• “You’re so hot, you make the equator feel like the North Pole.”
• “You must be the real reason behind global warming, because you are so hot.’

Lost My Appetite Pickup Lines

• “Did you have Lucky Charms cereal today? Because you are magically delicious.”
• “They say milk does a body good, so how much milk have you been drinking?”
• “You’re making me melt like chocolate in the sun.”
• “I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.”
• “Do you have any raisins? How about a date?”
• "You must be from Georgia, because you’re looking peachy.”