Genius Vet Signs That Will Have Pet Owners Rolling With Laughter
Where would we and our furry friends be without veterinarians? Although pets may or may not be too fond of trips to the vet's office, fur-parents know that these visits are necessary to keep their little pals healthy and happy. Thankfully, there are some vets out there who manage to keep the mood fun, both inside and outside the office. Here you'll see a few who get the world smiling with hilarious vet signs that every animal lover can appreciate.
An Age-Old Truth
Ever since the invention of doors, members of kitty-kind everywhere have been protesting what they consider a grave injustice. As long as doors remain open, cats can find a way to coexist with them in uneasy peace. Woe, however, to the door that blocks a free-roaming kitty's path.
A Clever Song Pun
See what this vet did there? If not, then go do a YouTube search for the song "Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)" by Silentó and then come back. Be forewarned, however, that the song you're about to hear could be voted "most likely to get stuck in your head."
Why Cats Are the World's Best Alarm Clocks
Anyone who has ever adopted a cat may still find themselves silently giggling at the irony of the term "cat owner." One does not simply own a cat so much as sign up to become the cat’s around-the-clock servant.
The Enigma of the Dog Doorman
If you're considering adopting a new dog, rest assured that you'll never be surprised by a visitor’s arrival again. Due to some ancient agreement of the canine council, each new dog arrives at a new home fully prepared to take on the jobs of a doorman, bodyguard and full-time best friend.
What's the Difference Between Cats and Dogs?
Sometimes it seems that the vet's office is the one place in the world where dogs and cats can coexist in relative peace — maybe due to their shared nervousness. However, there will always be an unspoken competitive tension between humanity's two favorite fur-species.
When You Realize Your Cat Has a Better Chance at Stardom
Imagine telling someone from 1,000 years ago that, today, we have objects that contain all the information in the known world sitting right in our pockets. They allow us to instantly talk to or message people around the globe, read thousands of books and instantly look up the answer to any question.
An Ode to Kitty-fueled Cat-astrophy
There are many mysteries in the world today. Are we alone in the universe? What is the purpose of life? But mostly, why is it that cats are unable to resist batting off anything perched on an edge of any sort?
You’ve Been Fur-warned
Though cat food-colored carpeting may not sound like the most attractive decor, it's not totally without its merits. As cat owners everywhere already know, feeding your kitty anything should be done only with the understanding that there's a possibility of it showing back up on your carpet after some brief digestion.
Why Dog Owners Are Particular About Shampoo
If you ever feel like putting your skills to the ultimate test, there's no need to scale the summit of Everest. Simply call around until you locate a friend who happens to own a full-grown Husky. Then, volunteer to come over and give the dog a bath.
A Valid Point...
If you're one of those people who finds yourself constantly talking to your pet as if it understands perfect English, rest assured you're in good company. It's just one of those things that humans have all collectively decided to overlook in each other, even if it doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
Beware the Cone of Shame
Just as children fear the boogeyman, there's nothing a cat or dog hates worse than being forced to rock the cone of shame. These huge, funnel-shaped collars keep pets from licking a wound that needs to heal.
An Incredibly Likely Prediction
While dogs are kind of like your super-happy buddy who always seems to be on too much caffeine, cats are more like the cool girls in the schoolyard. They're pretty, they know it and they'll get back to you when they can.
What's in a Name?
How much of our language do our pets really understand? We may never know. While many pets seem to know their names, very few of them probably have any idea what they actually mean. It's a bit sad that dogs named Pancake or Dobby will never understand the true hilarity of their names.
Kitty Mystery Solved
Another possible explanation may be that most cats prefer online sitting over online shopping. Rare is the cat owner who hasn't been interrupted during a computer session by a cat who suddenly decided to perch on the keyboard.
Vet techs who spend half of their time trying to get cats back into carriers know this truth. While letting the cat out of the metaphorical bag is as easy as accidentally letting a secret slip, attempting to get the actual animal into a crate or carrier of any sort is a whole other matter entirely.
This Delightfully Awful Dog Joke
Ah, yes. So many deliciously bad dog puns in the world, so little time. If this bloodhound gag doesn't work for you, then take this one for a test drive: What did the dog say to the tree? Bark. No? Okay.
A Brilliant Dog Halloween Costume Begging to Happen
Need a hilarious pun costume that’ll make your dog feel paw-sitively heroic? Try looking for a plush hammer toy or one light enough to attach to his harness. If he's the fun-loving or patient type, a blonde wig could also be hilarious.
World's Funniest Neuter Ad?
This vet is turning hump day into just the opposite with a special discount for pets. Don't think neutering is important? Then you've likely never had your in-laws over for dinner, only to be horrified to find your pooch getting a little too friendly with Dad’s leg.
Deep Vet Questions
As hysterical as this question is, vets and animal behaviorists probably do spend time wondering how animals view the world and each other. The same question could also be asked of snails in regards to slugs. You spend all day lugging your house around, and then one day you come across this guy who seems to be free-ranging it.
World's Best Dog Name?
We have a winner in the dog-name department. Aside from the pride of telling everyone you walk 6 miles every day, you can even truthfully say that you walk 6 miles multiple times daily. "What'd you do for lunch?" "Oh, you know, went home to walk 6 miles."
Finally, Someone Cops to It
In the latest news, a now decades-old mystery has finally been solved. A veterinarian's office known for hysterical, witty signage has finally confessed to letting the dogs out. Baha Men, you have your answer. And thanks for the catchy music.
Don't Give Your Dog Any Ideas
Isn't it odd how our favorite housepets are such polar opposites? On one hand, you have dogs, who wiggle themselves into near-hysteria upon seeing you arrive home. On the other, there are cats, who may or may not have even noticed you were gone.
When Kitty Is Unhappy, Everyone Is Unhappy
Anyone who claims that cats lack emotion has never seen one angry. Few things are scarier than seeing a ticked-off kitty go all "Halloween pose" on you. On the opposite side of the coin, there's nothing more affirming than having a cat curl up on your lap and purr contentedly.
Unconditional Love: Nailing It
If we all strive each and every day to become half the people our dogs already think we are, then the world could become a joyous place indeed. After all, there's a reason the sight of a dog inspires so much joy and love in even the surliest humans.
A Lesson for Dog Owners Everywhere
You can count on dogs for a great many things. They make excellent companions, bodyguards and bed-warmers. There’s one area, however, in which no dog is to be trusted. You see, when dogs find themselves in the presence of food, all bets are off.
The Chihuahua vs. Doorbell Showdown
Chihuahua owners everywhere know this sign couldn't be more on point. These kinds of things simply aren’t done. For one, the Chihuahua by nature considers himself a compact doorbell and may be offended by having his job stolen.
If you think your cat is capable of little more than lounging around in the sun all day, then the odds are that you've never found yourself forced to give it a bath. Why would anyone subject themselves to such horrors, you ask?
An Ode to the Dedication of Dog Owners
A little unconditional love goes a long way. Dog owners everywhere are living proof of it. After all, there are few other creatures whose...gifts we’d agree to bag up every time we took them out for an evening stroll.
The Plight of Pet Ownership
While this is absolutely true for dogs, we think it extends to cats, too. For whatever reason, pets seem to have the uncanny ability to seek out the absolute coziest spots in the house and claim them as their own.
The Divine Heritage of Kitties Everywhere
Ancient Egyptians believed cats were divine — they even had a cat goddess named Bastet. Have you ever wondered why cats won such high praise? It's easy to understand when you think about what life was like back in those days.